Nunta cu bucluc !

[Aprilie]

M-a amuzat nespus aceasta istorioara ADEVARATA si m-am gindit c-o sa va faca si pe voi sa ZIMBITI [:D][:D][:D] MASTERCARD WEDDING You got to love this guy... This is a TRUE story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests... After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man ! The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you! Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,as if nothing were wrong ! His revenge...makes the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members ! This guy has b*lls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this ?? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion.$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man. Priceless !! There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD !

[Alyssa]

Ok... Cum tot ce apare aici pe Forum trebuie sa fie in romaneste sau in alta limba dar oferindu-se textul tradus, ma ofer sa traduc...

 

Nunta de Master Card

 

Trebuie sa va placa de tipul din poveste... Este o poveste adevarata despre o nunta recenta care a avut loc la Clemson University. A fost data si in ziarul local si chiar si Jay Leno a vorbit despre asta. A fost o nunta grozava, cu 300 de invitati...

 

Dupa receptia nuntii, ginerica s-a suit pe scena cu un microfon si a inceput sa vorbeasca invitatilor. Le-a spus ca vrea sa le multumeasca tuturor pentru ca au venit la nunta lor, unii chiar de la distante mari.

 

In special a vrut sa le multumeasca familiei miresei si familiei lui, socrului lui pentru nunta imparateasca.

 

Ca recunostinta a vrut sa daruiasca fiecarui invitat cite un cadou special de la el.

Lipit de partea de jos a fiecarui scaun se aflau plicuri. Le-a spus ca este cadoul lui si i-a indemnat sa deschida plicurile.

 

Inauntrul fiecarui plic se afla cite o poza 8X10 in care erau mireasa cu cavalerul de onoare avind sex!

Ginerica i-a suspectat mai demult si a pus detectivi particulari sa ii urmareasca.

 

Dupa ce a stat si a vazut reactia invitatilor pentru citeva minute, s-a intors spre cavalerul de onoare si i-a spus "f... You!", apoi s-a intors spre mireasa si i-a spus si ei "f... you!". S-a intors spre invitati care erau amutiti si le-a spus "m-am carat de aici!"

 

Casatoria a fost anulata la prima ora a doua zi.

 

Majoritatea oamenilor ar fi anulat casatoria de la inceput imediat ce aflau de escapada amoroasa, dar tipul asta joaca teatru ca si cum nimic nu s-ar fi intimplat!

 

Revansa lui... ii face pe parintii miresei sa plateasca peste $32,000.00 pentru o receptie de 300 de persoane, si mai mult decit atit, arunca la gunoi reputatia miresei si a cavalerului de onoare in fata a 300 de prieteni si rude.

 

Tipul asta are co.ie de marimea clopotelor de biserica!

 

Credeti ca o sa faca o reclama mastercard dupa povestea asta?

 

Receptie eleganta de nunta $32,000.00

Fotografii ca amintire de nunta $3,000.00

Luna de miere la Maui $8,500.00

Vazind fata invitatilor cum reactioneaza la poza 8X10 cu mireasa facind-o cu cavalerul de onoare... de nepretuit!!!

 

Sint multe lucruri pe care le poti cumpara cu bani, pentru toate celelalte exista Mastercard!!!

 

 

[:D][:D]

 

Alice

 

[Tzuni]

[:-)))][:-)))][:-)))][:-)))]

[ramonai]

Daca chiar e pe bune, atunci e chiar buna de tot! :))

 

[ramonai]

Daca e pe bune, atunci e buna de tot![:-)))]

[iren]

Tre sa fii intr-adevar sadic cc ca sa faci faza asta [bruta][:-)))][:-)))][:-)))][:-)))]

 

Iren dubla mamicaid="red">[zana] Bogdanelu nazdravanuid="blue"> [aerob] si Julia zbintuitaid="purple">

 

In caz de greturi si alergii la anumite persoane, se recomanda retragerea intr-un loc izolat si racoros si consumarea, in liniste, a patru- cinci lamii pe ora.id="purple">

[Aprilie]

 

Saru'mina, Alyssa pt. traducere !

 

Inca un amanunt important : in U.S.A. cheltuielile de nunta (masa la restaurant,biserica,etc) se platesc de parintii miresei integral !

Este un obicei la ei si se respecta de familiile americane (la noi, ca la romani, avem "legile" noastre,chiar si peste Ocean).

 

Totul depinde de posibilitatile familiei miresei si de cit de mult vrea sa cheltuiasca.Parintii mirelui se urca in masina si-si fac aparitia la nunta fara sa le pese de cheltuieli.

Asa e la ei.

[mamini]

bestial!

adevarul e ca la o magarie de genul mireasa+best-man...merita sa coste...[cool]

M

[scumpi]

Da da...... [:-)))][:-)))][:-)))][:-)))]super funny, chiar ca e buna intamplarea de reclama pt. Mastercard.id="Verdana">id="navy">

[carmita_baby]

[:-)))][:-)))][:-)))][:-)))][:-)))]

 

Mello motanelul iubitid="Georgia">