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Abriana multumesc mult de lamuriri![pup] Si ca se va mai destindeti putin...: Sotia unui tip naste o fetita - si spre mirarea lui fetita se naste negresa - ei fiind amandoi albi. Suparat ii cere sotiei explicatii; aceasta ii explica ca ea cand era mica era prin Africa si mama ei nemaiavand lapte sa-i dea san - a dat-o la o negresa sa suga - si de aceea a iesit acum copilul negru. Sotul fericit ca a lamurit misterul si totul este ok - pleaca in vizita la parintii lui. Acestia, nerabdatori sa vada copilul cand il vad au un soc - sotul insa fericit le explica si lor explicatiile sotiei - la care mama lui ii spune: Adevarul ca si eu cand ai fost tu mic nu am mai avut san si am completat cu lapte de vaca dar nu credeam ca o sa iesi asa bou! [pup] Eu
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hop si eu! sunt asistenta medicala principala de Radiologie la spitalul Judetean din Oradea! cu o vechime de fix 10 ani (adica anul trecut aveam, cand am intrat in concediul de maternitate). nu stiu daca ma intorc la acelasi loc de munca, pt. ca am si studii superioare in alt domeniu! ma bucur ca v-am descoperit (de-abia acum!) [flo][flo][flo] Alina si bb Marc Alexandru (28.03.2006) [url="http://new.photos.yahoo.com/alinaschmidt_74/album/576460762381144039"]PRIMUL CRACIUN[/url] [url="http://photos.yahoo.com/ph/alinaschmidt_74/my_photos"]poze[/url] [url="http://b1.lilypie.com/K3-2p2.png"]varsta Marc[/url]
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buna fetelor! uitati ceva ce o sa va inveseleasca: Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!." The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?" "Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!!." A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer. Dave says "John, what are you so sad for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. Then, she pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave !!! She had a great BIG dick!!! ..... .... Dave, ..... I CAN'T SWIM!!!" A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..." A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!" multa sanatate!
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Bun venit Mirela si Alinaalex
N-am mai avut nimic imporatant de spus, dar am zis sa mai fac si eu prezenta ca ma uitati![:D] Megbeng geriatria ca si psihiatria... parca n-ar avea nimeni nevoie de ele, si totusi cu toti imbatranim sau (doamnne fereste) putem face cate-o depresie... de... lumea in care traim! Alexandra si mami Elena http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/shatinel/album?.dir=9aa2scd&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos
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Servus la medicinisti, foarte rar pe DC in ultima vreme, ma bucur sa va descopar azi...Sunt medic primar anestezie-TI, lucrez in Franta de 2 ani, si mi-am facut studiile si specializarea in Germania. Azi am facut o gafa, fara sa vreau, am vvrut sa public un anunt de post pentru un coleg, oftalmolog in Nantes, iar anuntul meu a ajuns la maculatura, fara sa inteleg prea bine de ce... Ma rog, neimportant...Ma bucur ca v-am descoperit! mai sunt anestezisti pe aici? Cu drag, Mirunda "Copilului tau, atunci cand este mic, sa ii daruiesti radacini, atunci cand este mare, aripi". Din Germania in Franta...Europa este casa mea!
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buna mirunda si bun venit!! sper ca nick-ul meu ti-e cunoscut[;)]..mai sunt ATIsti o gramada, uita-te pe prima pagina, in primul mesaj ca avem lista tuturor membrilor
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