oieru, umbra shi ...sexu'

[biankita]

Din cauza ca nu avea berbec pentru oile lui Badea Gheorghe merge la doctorul satului si il intreaba ce sa faca. Doctorul ii spune ca poate sa ia el locul berbecului si daca reuseste treaba atunci a doua zi oile or sa stea la umbra, iar daca nu, la soare. Merge Gheorge al nostru acasa, urca toate oile in tractor si merge cu ele la padure sa le "aranjeze". Le trage la toate cate un numar si le aduce acasa. Peste doua zile cand se trezeste o cheama pe Maria: - Marie, unde stau oile, la soare sau la umbra? - La soare. Le urca Gheorge iar in remorca si merge la padure. Trage la fiecare cate 3 numere si acasa cu ele. Dupa 4 zile si 4 nopti de somn se trezeste si intreaba unde sunt oile. Maria se uita si le vede tot la soare. Gheorghe le urca iar in remorca si le duce la padure unde in doua zile le trage la fiecare cate 7 numere. Ajunge acasa si dupa 5 zile de somn o intreba pe Maria: - Marie, unde is oile? - Ma Gheorge, nici la soare nici la umbra, ca toate is in remorca numai una e la volan si claxoneaza. biankita

[Lumi]

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[bogux]

[cool]

[alinutza]

[cool][cool][cool] Alinutza si bb[copil] SARA

[biankita]

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. That night at dinner, she does so. About a week later, she's back at the doctor. She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! Not even five minutes passed, and he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to that restaurant anyway." biankita

[alycia]

Very goooooooooood![bis] Multã sãnãtate ºi toate cele bune.Sã creºteþi mari! http://community.webshots.com/user/penciu

[ralucami]

Criminal bancul cu oile!!!![:D]Acu` trebuie sa i-l traduc si lui barbate-meu ca se uita cam dubios la mine de cand am inceput sa rad singura[:-)))][:-)))] Hai noroc si sanatate- ca-i mai buna decat toate!